Apparently he’s given the tip to Kiwiblog that he’s got a scoop involving what “will be breaking a massive story, implicating two current cabinet ministers and a former Labour cabinet minister, in an unprecedented political scandal”.
So bye bye Labour, one orgy too many eh, just like the Romans it had to all come tumbling down in the end.
But I can reveal it here first (and screw that insane bastard).
Here it is…
Shut up, shut up, shut up! Sex, sex sex, must get sex into it. Wait,
I see a television commercial-
There’s this nude woman in a bath holding a bit of your string. That’s
great, great, but we need a doctor, got to have a medical opinion.
There’s a nude woman in a bath with a doctor–that’s too sexy. Put an
archbishop there watching them, that’ll take the curse off it. Now, we
need children and animals.
There’s two kids admiring the string, and a dog admiring the archbishop
who’s blessing the string. Uhh…international flavor’s missing…make the
archbishop Greek Orthodox. Why not Archbishop Macarios? No, no, he’s
dead… nevermind, we’ll get his brother, it’ll be cheaper… So, there’s
this nude woman….
If there isn’t a massive dong, copious amounts of lube and alcohol and more than one consenting adult in the same bed I’m going to be mighty pissed off.